If You Give Emmy Some Cereal

If you give Emmy some cereal, she’s probably going to ask for some juice to go with it.

So, you’ll give her some juice and when she finishes it, she'll say “More juice please”

She’ll sound so cute, that you’ll pour the rest of the carton into her glass.

Then when you go to throw it away, she’ll notice the trash is full and want to bring it outside.

On the way to the trash can, she’ll notice the flower pots and want to water flowers, so you pull out the garden hose.

After she’s watered the flowers, she’ll want to fill up her water table, so you’ll pull the hose over to the water table.

While she’s playing in the water table, she’ll hear her friends outside and she want to ask them to play with her.

They’ll come over to play with her and then they will want to have a tea party in the water, so you’ll get them some cups.

When they get the cups, they’ll decide to have a WATER FIGHT!

She’ll get so wet; she’ll ask for a towel, so you’ll wrap her in a towel and sit her in the sun to dry.

Sitting in the hot sun will make her thirsty and she’ll ask for some juice.

And chances are, if you give her some juice, she’s probably going to want some cereal to go with it.